Simpson rumpus room1/3/2023 ![]() How'd you get a name like that? Well, let me put it this way. But all the while, our little Lisa is becoming a young woman. Bart's such a handful, and Maggie needs attention. So, why are you still awake? I'm still tying to figure out what's bothering Lisa. And Bart experienced that at the age of four. I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my dad at most things. You know, Marge, getting old is a terrible thing. I am going easy on you, but you're so old and slow and weak and pathetic. ![]() Before you go out that door, let's put our happy face on, because people know how good a mommy you have by the size of your smile. What's it called? Oh, it's a little tune that I call the "I Never Had an Italian Suit Blues. Unless my fingers clacking on the keys is too loud for you. Lisa, what did I tell you about playing that sax-a-ma-thing in the house? I was just playing the blues, Dad. It's just that I couldn't concentrate with that infernal racket. Get over to the- Aaah! Gee, Dad, you're really bad at this. Oh, no! Come on! Don't let the- Aaah! Oh, no, not again. Hey, don't say stuff like that about me to Maggie. Maybe now I'll get the pleasure of scrubbing your tub. Now, hop to it, boy! Thinks he's some big stupid Homer. I didn't do anything wrong! In times of trouble you've got to go with what you know. Looks like you got yourself a real problem on your hands. Whee! Lisa, honey, why don't we go upstairs and I'll draw you a nice hot bath. I'm just wondering what's the point? Would it make any difference at all if I never existed? How can we sleep at night when there's so much suffering in the world? Well, I- Uh- Come on, Lisa. " Or "I'm going crazy!" Why don't you climb up on Daddy's knee and tell him all about it. I'm sorry, Dad, but you wouldn't understand. What did you do this time, you little hoodlum? Oops, get outta the way! I didn't do it. I can't get my- Get out of the way, stupid! - Homer? - Not now, Marge! - Get out of the corner! - They sent a note from school. Yo, chump, you back again? Get outta the way! How come he's not ducking? Wait a minute. Humiliating defeats, -all of them by knockout- Must you do this every time? Homer "The Human Punching Bag" Simpson! Doh! Stupid joystick! Three seconds, folks. In the red trunks, with a record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of this house, Battling Bart Simpson! Whoopee, whoo! And in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats- Oh, correction. Too sad to play dodge ball? That's ridiculous. Listen, missy, just tell me why you weren't getting out of the way of those balls. The object of the game is to avoid the ball by weaving or ducking out of it's path. And we sit around like cattle, chewing our cuds, dreading the inevitable- Food fight! Come on, Lis! What are you waiting for? Chuck that spaghetti. ![]() Every day at noon a bell rings, and they herd us in here for feeding time. The West Virginia coal miner, coughing up- That's all fine and good, but none of those unpleasant people are going to be at the recital next week. The Iowa farmer whose land has been taken away by unfeeling bureaucrats. What? I'm wailing out for the homeless family living out of it's car. Largo, that's what my county's all about. One, and two, and three, and- My county, 'tis of thee La da da da da dee Lisa! Lisa Simpson! Lisa, there's no room for crazy bebop in " My County 'Tis of thee. Oh, yeah! - All right! All right, class. A simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure. Well, Mom, one of us has scarfed down more than enough cupcakes over the past three decades to- Bart! -just take mine. I'm sorry, everybody, but I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you. Did you try the rumpus room? Rumpus room? Great idea. Huh? -Do you know where my keys are? -No. Did you check the den? - The den! Great idea. Oh, Homer, you'd lose your head if it weren't securely fastened to your neck. What the- Where the hell are my keys? Who stole my keys? Come on. Lisa! Lisa, are you still in there? What's the problem? Did you fall in? Lisa! - Sorry, Dad. ![]()
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